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Sunday, February 21
 

11:30am EST

Registration
Stop by the Conference Center sometime before 3:30 pm to pick up your JoCo Cruise badge (which gets you access to all JCC2016 events), your swag bag, and a copy of the Sea Monkey newsletter.

Sunday February 21, 2016 11:30am - 3:30pm EST
Game Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

12:00pm EST

Speed Meeting
Join your fellow SeaMonkeys for a facilitated, casually structured meet and greet.

If you board late and want to attend, you do not need your badge! You can pick it up after the event. 

Sunday February 21, 2016 12:00pm - 1:30pm EST
Olive or Twist Deck 14, Aft

1:00pm EST

Lone Shark Games Suite – Sea Monkey Activity Book HQ

Come to Suite 1648 where you can:

  • Hang out with other Sea Monkeys, including some of the Lone Shark team
  • Get your Sea Monkey Activity Book Raffle Tickets (also available at the info desk)
  • Complete task 23 of the Sea Monkey Activity Book

Sunday February 21, 2016 1:00pm - 4:00pm EST
Suite 1648

1:45pm EST

Ninja Pirate Assassin Game : THE REGISTRATION
If you are playing the #NinjaPirateAssassinGame, this is where you get started. We will be going over the game rules, you will be receiving your game supplies, and this is a chance to get to know the other players. We will also be doing a Q & A session, and then getting the game started. 

ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY FOR PLAYERS. If you miss this session, you will not be able to play. There will also be a limited number of open slots for new players who did not pre-register. Please make sure you board early enough to attend if you are playing!

Sunday February 21, 2016 1:45pm - 2:45pm EST
Skylight Chapel Deck 15, Aft

2:00pm EST

Minions Meet n Greet
A meeting for families who are traveling with children on JoCo, just to get faces familiar and exchange info for the trip

Sunday February 21, 2016 2:00pm - 2:30pm EST
Olive or Twist Deck 14, Aft

2:45pm EST

New Monkey Orientation
New to the cruise? Find out what to expect, and ask any questions you might have about the week ahead. Others are welcome to attend as well, if you could use a refresher. Get orientated!

Sunday February 21, 2016 2:45pm - 3:45pm EST
Arcadia Theatre Deck 3, Forward

4:00pm EST

Safety (Lifeboat) Drill
Mandatory lifeboat drill for all passengers.

Sunday February 21, 2016 4:00pm - 4:15pm EST
TBA

4:30pm EST

Sail Away!
Head on up to the upper decks to watch the ship pull out of dock and head off into the blue. Sing a chantey or two, if you're of a mind to.

Sunday February 21, 2016 4:30pm - 4:45pm EST
TBA

4:45pm EST

Welcome Cocktail Reception
Mingle, see old friends, meet new friends, and get your money’s worth of free cocktails and soft drinks, including custom beers from Mystery Brewing. Get ‘em while you can! Also a great place to start on the Sea Monkey Activity Book (brought to you by Lone Shark Games), especially if you're a first time JoCo Cruiser (a "New Monkey").

Sunday February 21, 2016 4:45pm - 5:45pm EST
Studio B Deck 3, Midship

5:00pm EST

Solo-Traveling Monkeys Meetup
Traveling solo this trip? Want to meet some other SeaMonkeys who are likewise flying solo this year, or just want to reach out to say hello and welcome those intrepid adventurers? Come to the top level of the port side of Studio B during the first cocktail hour to say hello over cocktails, and get to know the other adventurous solo travelers on the ship.

Sunday February 21, 2016 5:00pm - 5:45pm EST
Studio B Deck 3, Midship

5:45pm EST

Dinner
Let's eat!

Sunday February 21, 2016 5:45pm - 7:30pm EST
Leonardo Dining Room Deck 3, Aft

7:30pm EST

Sea Monkey Sit-and-Go Texas Hold 'Em

Sea Monkeys sit at a table and try to take each other's money. But, like, in a civilized manner, with cards and clay chips and green felt and stuff.

Game lasts approximately an hour. Sign up at the Casino cashier window to reserve your seat.

4-player minimum, 10-player maximum. (If any empty seats at start of game, casino will open them up to non-Sea Monkey passengers.) Entry Fee $50 with a $30 re-buy option during the first 30 minutes, plus additional add-on for all players at the end of the first 30 minutes. Prize money: 70% for 1st, 20% for 2nd and 10% for 3rd, after House cut (20%). Players will receive 1,000 in tournament chips; blinds will start at 25/50 and increase every 10 minutes.


Sunday February 21, 2016 7:30pm - 8:30pm EST
Casino Royale Deck 4, Midship

7:30pm EST

JCC Karaoke
You know how karaoke works. And this is a time you can do it.

Sunday February 21, 2016 7:30pm - 9:00pm EST
On Air Club Deck 3, Midship

7:30pm EST

Memorial for Missing Monkeys
We have lost far too many of our friends and fellow Sea Monkeys.  Please join us for an informal memorial service.  Talk if you want to, listen if you can't find the words, raise a glass and offer a moment of silent remembrance to those we have lost, just be with those who share your grief.  SeaMonkeys are forever, even death cannot take that from them, they sail with us in our hearts.

Sunday February 21, 2016 7:30pm - 9:00pm EST
Skylight Chapel Deck 15, Aft

9:00pm EST

Concert - Jonathan Coulton
The face that launched five ships (one per year) starts things off right, in power trio formation. 

Artists
avatar for Jonathan Coulton

Jonathan Coulton

Jonathan Coulton is from the Internet. While a struggling music industry fell to pieces over file sharing and shifting business models, he quietly and independently amassed a small army of techies, nerds, and dedicated superfans. Featured in the New York Times, NPR and slashdot, his... Read More →


Sunday February 21, 2016 9:00pm - 10:30pm EST
Studio B Deck 3, Midship

10:30pm EST

"Welcome, New Monkeys!" Mixer
Our experienced Sea Monkeys are encouraged to hang around and get to know our new Sea Monkey friends. Walk on up and introduce yourself! Everyone is friends here! Not sure how to start? Try the Sea Monkey Activity book included with your swag.

Sunday February 21, 2016 10:30pm - Monday February 22, 2016 12:00am EST
Studio B Deck 3, Midship
 
Monday, February 22
 

12:00am EST

If I Had 1,000,000 Monkeys
Travel back to 1992 as Canadian Content Requirements performs the classic Barenaked Ladies album Gordon! Green dresses optional. Featuring Sara Chicazul, Michael Bain, Adam Sakellarides and Ryan McKellar.

No members of BNL were harmed (or consulted) in making this show.

Monday February 22, 2016 12:00am - 1:30am EST
Star Lounge Deck 5, Forward

7:00am EST

CocoCay, Bahamas
An island paradise missing ony one thing: us. We shall rectify that. Follow the signs to Barefoot Beach, which we can totally take over.

Monday February 22, 2016 7:00am - 4:00pm EST
Port of Call

10:00am EST

Magic: the Gathering Draft
For experienced Magic players (though drafting experience is unnecessary). Please bring either your own booster packs (2 OGW, 1 BFZ) or $10 to buy packs at the event!

Monday February 22, 2016 10:00am - 1:30pm EST
St. Thomas Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

11:30am EST

Geocaching Coco Cay
A 2-3 mile trek around the island, with the goal of finding all 7 of the geocaches on the Island. Bring plenty of water, snacks, and good shoes. First time geocachers welcome! We will have gps with maps and waypoints preloaded.

Meet up at the Information Booth in the main square just off the docks where the tenders bring everyone to shore. 

Monday February 22, 2016 11:30am - 1:30pm EST
Coco Cay

3:00pm EST

Sentinel Comics: The RPG!
Be a super hero and save the world in this preview event for the upcoming Sentinel Comics RPG! Christopher Badell—game designer and writer of Sentinel Comics stories—will GM a one-shot super-heroic adventure! Will you be able to stop Baron Blade's villainous plot?!

Exhibitors
avatar for Christopher Badell

Christopher Badell

Editor-In-Chief, Greater Than Games
Christopher Badell is the designer and co-creator of the hit cooperative card game Sentinels of the Multiverse, the writer of all things Sentinel Comics, and the co-owner of Greater Than Games. He’s been a storyteller his whole life, and that storytelling has informed his attention... Read More →


Monday February 22, 2016 3:00pm - 4:00pm EST
Cloud Nine Deck 14, Aft

3:00pm EST

Lone Shark Games Suite – Sea Monkey Activity Book HQ

Come to Suite 1648 where you can:

  • Hang out with other Sea Monkeys, including some of the Lone Shark team
  • Get your Sea Monkey Activity Book Raffle Tickets (also available at the info desk)
  • Complete task 23 of the Sea Monkey Activity Book

Monday February 22, 2016 3:00pm - 5:00pm EST
Suite 1648

4:00pm EST

JoCo Cruise 2017 - Whatcha Wanna Know?
The Management answers any and all of your questions about JoCo Cruise 2017. Whether you're already booked or interested in booking, this is your one-stop-shopping source for information.

Artists
avatar for Jonathan Coulton

Jonathan Coulton

Jonathan Coulton is from the Internet. While a struggling music industry fell to pieces over file sharing and shifting business models, he quietly and independently amassed a small army of techies, nerds, and dedicated superfans. Featured in the New York Times, NPR and slashdot, his... Read More →
avatar for Paul Sabourin

Paul Sabourin

Paul, Paul and Storm
Paul Sabourin is one half of comedy/music duo Paul and Storm. He is a co-founder of the geek-oriented variety show w00tstock (along with Storm, Wil Wheaton and Adam Savage), and a co-producer of the annual JoCo Cruise. He is a staff writer and co-producer on the past two seasons of... Read More →
avatar for Storm DiCostanzo

Storm DiCostanzo

Storm, Paul and Storm
Storm DiCostanzo is the latter half of the music/comedy duo Paul and Storm, and formerly (along with Paul) a member of a cappella band Da Vinci's Notebook. He's also a co-producer of JoCo Cruise, writer and producer for Mystery Science Theater 3000, and is a resident and Town Council... Read More →


Monday February 22, 2016 4:00pm - 5:00pm EST
Arcadia Theatre Deck 3, Forward

5:30pm EST

Dinner (Formal Night)
Mangia!

(Formal wear required in dining room) 

Monday February 22, 2016 5:30pm - 7:30pm EST
Leonardo Dining Room Deck 3, Aft

6:30pm EST

Naughty Mad Libs
Join Kristin Looney and her House Elf, Laurie as they sort through a big box of adult themed Mad Libs books that the fine folks at Penguin Publishing (who own the rights to Mad Libs) sent Looney Labs as research in developing a Mad Libs After Dark card game. Help us sort through this box and work on a raunchy mad libs game! We might play some Cards Against Humanity too, you know, for reasons.

Moderators/Hosts
avatar for Kristin Looney

Kristin Looney

Business Czar, Looney Labs
Kristin runs a little game company called Looney Labs (Fluxx, Chrononauts, Looney Pyramids, etc.) and she loves to chat about games & business & social media & marketing... she also can solve the Rubik's cube in less than 60 seconds and can teach you to solve it too if you are i... Read More →

Monday February 22, 2016 6:30pm - 8:30pm EST
Skylight Chapel Deck 15, Aft

7:00pm EST

Lone Shark Games Suite – Sea Monkey Activity Book HQ

Come to Suite 1648 where you can:

  • Hang out with other Sea Monkeys, including some of the Lone Shark team
  • Get your Sea Monkey Activity Book Raffle Tickets (also available at the info desk)
  • Complete task 23 of the Sea Monkey Activity Book

Monday February 22, 2016 7:00pm - 9:00pm EST
Suite 1648

7:00pm EST

Johann Sebastian Joust
This is a sea monkey favorite! JS Joust pairs music with motion controllers; the music sets the pace, while the players try to knock their opponents out of the game by making a controller move faster than the music. Drop in at any time to enjoy this fun, easy to learn game. Recommended Age: 8+. Get ready to Joust...go!

Monday February 22, 2016 7:00pm - 9:30pm EST
Jamaica Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

7:30pm EST

Sea Monkey Sit-and-Go Texas Hold 'Em

Sea Monkeys sit at a table and try to take each other's money. But, like, in a civilized manner, with cards and clay chips and green felt and stuff.

Game lasts approximately an hour. Sign up at the Casino cashier window to reserve your seat.

4-player minimum, 10-player maximum. (If any empty seats at start of game, casino will open them up to non-Sea Monkey passengers.) Entry Fee $50 with a $30 re-buy option during the first 30 minutes, plus additional add-on for all players at the end of the first 30 minutes. Prize money: 70% for 1st, 20% for 2nd and 10% for 3rd, after House cut (20%). Players will receive 1,000 in tournament chips; blinds will start at 25/50 and increase every 10 minutes.


Monday February 22, 2016 7:30pm - 8:30pm EST
Casino Royale Deck 4, Midship

7:30pm EST

JCC Karaoke
You know how karaoke works. And this is another time you can do it.

Monday February 22, 2016 7:30pm - 8:30pm EST
On Air Club Deck 3, Midship

7:30pm EST

SWAK Slow Jam (Jam on Songs We All Know!)
Want to enjoy playing great familiar tunes with other SeaMonkeys? Bring the chords or chart for a simple classic or standard song you think most people already know, or pick one from the host's songbook, or start a 12 bar blues riff for people to play along with. We'll quickly break down each song into arrangements, review the rhythm chords, and take turns playing lead, fills or solo breaks. Guitar, uke, bass, keys, rhythm, voice, ocarina, whatever: all welcome.

Monday February 22, 2016 7:30pm - 9:00pm EST
Cloud Nine Deck 14, Aft

8:00pm EST

What's New at Steve Jackson Games?
Meet Steve Jackson and Andrew Hackard and hear what's new at SJ Games! Secrets WILL be revealed!

Artists
Exhibitors
avatar for Andrew Hackard

Andrew Hackard

Munchkin Line Editor, Steve Jackson Games


Monday February 22, 2016 8:00pm - 9:00pm EST
St. Thomas Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

8:30pm EST

Geek Out About Tattoos
Do you have tattoos, want a tattoo, or just think tattoos are super rad? Join the Wolff Pack, husband and wife tattoo collectors, for an exciting Q&A on the high seas. We'll answer all of your burning questions, including:
How much does it cost?
Did it hurt?
What should I wear to my first ever tattoo appointment?
OMG is that really a sleeve of Bill Murray portraits?

Everyone is encouraged to bring their art and stories for a round table discussion 'bout the triumphs, hilarity, and downright weirdness that is tattoo collecting.

Monday February 22, 2016 8:30pm - 9:00pm EST
Skylight Chapel Deck 15, Aft

9:30pm EST

Concert - Jean Grae
Get ready for high-energy fun! Last year Jean won our hearts, and got an entire room full of Sea Monkeys dancing and moving and loving every minute of it. She's back again this year, and we're pretty sure she's going to own the entire ship before the end of the week.

Artists

Monday February 22, 2016 9:30pm - 10:30pm EST
Studio B Deck 3, Midship

10:30pm EST

The 6th Annual Paul F. Tompkins Memorial Moustache Formal Fezstravaganza Dance Party, with DJ Flans
Fezzes (not required), mustaches (provided), fancy dress, a memorial event for a man who is not dead and is in fact present . . . come hang out with your fellow Sea Monkeys at JCC’s second- or third-silliest—and awesomest—tradition! And dance the night away to a soundtrack provided by DJ Flans (They Might Be Giants' own John Flansburgh)!


Monday February 22, 2016 10:30pm - Tuesday February 23, 2016 12:00am EST
Studio B Deck 3, Midship
 
Tuesday, February 23
 

9:00am EST

Stitch Monkeys
A meetup for Sea Monkeys who knit, crochet, weave, embroider, sew, etc., to meet and mingle. Have fun comparing patterns, sharing techniques and trading tips on stitches, sweaters, scarves, hats, etc.

Tuesday February 23, 2016 9:00am - 10:00am EST
Cloud Nine Deck 14, Aft

9:00am EST

Fireball XL 5 Screening
What TV show or movie has had a huge impact on your journey into geekdom, even if in retrospect it seems ridiculous? Here's mine. What's yours?

Tuesday February 23, 2016 9:00am - 10:30am EST
St. Thomas Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

9:00am EST

Magic: The Gathering
Learn to play Magic: The Gathering! All participants will be given a starter deck. Eight participants will be chosen by lottery to participate in the People's Tournament.


Tuesday February 23, 2016 9:00am - 11:00am EST
Isaac Dining Room (Deck 4) Deck 4, Aft

10:00am EST

Creative Stabbing
Needle felting class for all levels. Bring your own wool or have it provided for you. Learn how to stab wool for fun and make cute little things! Current tetanus shot highly recommended prior to trying this craft.

Tuesday February 23, 2016 10:00am - 11:00am EST
Cloud Nine Deck 14, Aft

10:00am EST

Speed Meeting
Join your fellow SeaMonkeys for a facilitated, casually structured meet and greet.

Tuesday February 23, 2016 10:00am - 11:30am EST
Olive or Twist Deck 14, Aft

10:00am EST

Johann Sebastian Joust
This is a sea monkey favorite! JS Joust pairs music with motion controllers; the music sets the pace, while the players try to knock their opponents out of the game by making a controller move faster than the music. Drop in at any time to enjoy this fun, easy to learn game. Recommended Age: 8+. Get ready to Joust...go!

Tuesday February 23, 2016 10:00am - 12:30pm EST
Jamaica Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

10:00am EST

Lone Shark Games Suite – Sea Monkey Activity Book HQ

Come to Suite 1648 where you can:

  • Hang out with other Sea Monkeys, including some of the Lone Shark team
  • Get your Sea Monkey Activity Book Raffle Tickets (also available at the info desk)
  • Complete task 23 of the Sea Monkey Activity Book

Tuesday February 23, 2016 10:00am - 2:00pm EST
Suite 1648

11:00am EST

Filk Song Circle
Bring acoustic instruments and voices; let's go around the room and play some songs! Original songs, cover songs, parodies - all types of music and all skill levels welcome. We'll harmonize and help sing the chorus.

Tuesday February 23, 2016 11:00am - 1:00pm EST
Cloud Nine Deck 14, Aft

11:00am EST

Table Top Taste Test

The cruise is a spectacular time to try new things… so why not try a new game? The Tabletop Taste Test lets you take a twenty-minute taste of a game, then move on and try another. By the end of an hour, you’ll know how to play up to three new games—games you can find in the game room and play again at your leisure. It’s a great opportunity to try something new and get to meet some fellow Monkeys in the process. In addition, a few lucky players will win FABULOUS PRIZES from our sponsors, including the chance to play Munchkin with Steve Jackson! (Winners will be announced at the Tuesday afternoon concert.)

The Taste Test is broken into three one-hour sessions: 11 AM - Noon, Noon - 1:00 PM, and 1:00 - 2:00 PM. Stop by the Information Desk to sign up for a slot!



Tuesday February 23, 2016 11:00am - 2:00pm EST
Isaac Dining Room (Deck 4) Deck 4, Aft

11:00am EST

Geek Pub Trivia
Come compete in teams in the field of geek trivia. Teams should be 5-8 people. Sign ups will be posted in the Game Room. Sign up as an assembled team, or any single participants can be grouped by us if needed. Limit of 8 teams.

Tuesday February 23, 2016 11:00am - 2:00pm EST
St. Thomas Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

12:00pm EST

Titansgrave: Ashes of Valkana
A talk with Chris Pramas and Wil Wheaton, covering the Titansgrave webseries/RPG.

Artists
Exhibitors

Tuesday February 23, 2016 12:00pm - 1:00pm EST
Olive or Twist Deck 14, Aft

12:00pm EST

Color Me Monkey
Let's get together to chat and color. Take a break from the noise and sun, because we are quiet and pale folk, and engage in the new fad sweeping the nation, coloring!! Bring your coloring books and crayons, or just yourself, we're all happy to share, and spend a little time getting in touch with your inner child.

Tuesday February 23, 2016 12:00pm - 1:30pm EST
Galileo Dining Room (Deck 5) Deck 5, Aft

12:00pm EST

Sea Monkey Mail Lunch
A get together for those who participated in Sea Monkey Mail

Tuesday February 23, 2016 12:00pm - 1:30pm EST
Windjammer

1:00pm EST

Eban Schletter and His Magical, Mystical Theremin
Eban Schletter can actually play the theremin—you know, that spooky "ooooOOOOOOOOoooooh" thing that sounds like aliens in '50s sci fi movies. Come hear Eban play the theremin in different styles, and—no kidding—come TRY IT FOR YOURSELF.

oooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOooooo... 

Artists

Tuesday February 23, 2016 1:00pm - 2:00pm EST
Olive or Twist Deck 14, Aft

1:00pm EST

Munchkin Shakespeare
Come playtest the set you helped write: Munchkin Shakespeare!

Artists
Exhibitors
avatar for Andrew Hackard

Andrew Hackard

Munchkin Line Editor, Steve Jackson Games


Tuesday February 23, 2016 1:00pm - 2:00pm EST
Jamaica Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

1:00pm EST

Cheese Party
Ain't no party like a JoCo cheese party. Due to the overwhelming success of last year's cheese party, we're having a repeat! Feel free to bring cheese, crackers, salami, elk, or any of your other favorite snacks to share! If you don't have anything to bring, please join us anyway! Seriously, there was so much food. One of our hosts is a real, live man from Wisconsin!

Tuesday February 23, 2016 1:00pm - 2:30pm EST
Cloud Nine Deck 14, Aft

2:30pm EST

Concert - Allie Brosh, Paul and Storm
She's new to JoCo Cruise, but widely known for the wit and heart she brings to her webcomic Hyperbole and a Half, as well as her New York Times bestselling book (with another on the way). So please to give her the warmest of welcomes!

Sharing the show are Paul and Storm, a.k.a. Principal Sabourin and Coach Cruise, who will bring their own mix of music, comedy, and who knows what else to the stage.

Artists
avatar for Paul Sabourin

Paul Sabourin

Paul, Paul and Storm
Paul Sabourin is one half of comedy/music duo Paul and Storm. He is a co-founder of the geek-oriented variety show w00tstock (along with Storm, Wil Wheaton and Adam Savage), and a co-producer of the annual JoCo Cruise. He is a staff writer and co-producer on the past two seasons of... Read More →
avatar for Storm DiCostanzo

Storm DiCostanzo

Storm, Paul and Storm
Storm DiCostanzo is the latter half of the music/comedy duo Paul and Storm, and formerly (along with Paul) a member of a cappella band Da Vinci's Notebook. He's also a co-producer of JoCo Cruise, writer and producer for Mystery Science Theater 3000, and is a resident and Town Council... Read More →


Tuesday February 23, 2016 2:30pm - 5:00pm EST
Arcadia Theatre Deck 3, Forward

5:30pm EST

Dinner
Bon appétit!

Tuesday February 23, 2016 5:30pm - 7:30pm EST
Leonardo Dining Room Deck 3, Aft

5:30pm EST

Bay Area Sea Monkey Dinner
Annual tradition of getting all of the past, present, and future residents of the California bay area together for a dinner in the main dining hall. We will meet outside the dinning hall 20 minutes before dinner starts (5:10) holding a sign. Find Kat, tall w/short red hair, (kat on twit-arr) if you have questions.

Tuesday February 23, 2016 5:30pm - 7:30pm EST
Leonardo Dining Room Deck 3, Aft

7:00pm EST

Lone Shark Games Suite – Sea Monkey Activity Book HQ

Come to Suite 1648 where you can:

  • Hang out with other Sea Monkeys, including some of the Lone Shark team
  • Get your Sea Monkey Activity Book Raffle Tickets (also available at the info desk)
  • Complete task 23 of the Sea Monkey Activity Book

Tuesday February 23, 2016 7:00pm - 9:00pm EST
Suite 1648

7:30pm EST

Sea Monkey Sit-and-Go Texas Hold 'Em

Sea Monkeys sit at a table and try to take each other's money. But, like, in a civilized manner, with cards and clay chips and green felt and stuff.

Game lasts approximately an hour. Sign up at the Casino cashier window to reserve your seat.

4-player minimum, 10-player maximum. (If any empty seats at start of game, casino will open them up to non-Sea Monkey passengers.) Entry Fee $50 with a $30 re-buy option during the first 30 minutes, plus additional add-on for all players at the end of the first 30 minutes. Prize money: 70% for 1st, 20% for 2nd and 10% for 3rd, after House cut (20%). Players will receive 1,000 in tournament chips; blinds will start at 25/50 and increase every 10 minutes.


Tuesday February 23, 2016 7:30pm - 8:30pm EST
Casino Royale Deck 4, Midship

7:30pm EST

JCC Karaoke
You know how karaoke works. And this is yet another time you can do it.

Tuesday February 23, 2016 7:30pm - 8:30pm EST
On Air Club Deck 3, Midship

7:30pm EST

Office Hours with the Looneys

This is your chance to ask the Looneys anything. You can look through Andy’s notebook of unpublished Fluxx designs, ask Kristin about the business of selling games, learn more about the Pyramid Arcade Kickstarter and other upcoming Looney Labs projects, or even hear stories about their younger days at NASA.


Exhibitors
avatar for Andy Looney

Andy Looney

Creative Director, Looney Labs
I'm the game designer who created Fluxx and Looney Pyramids!
avatar for Kristin Looney

Kristin Looney

Business Czar, Looney Labs
Kristin runs a little game company called Looney Labs (Fluxx, Chrononauts, Looney Pyramids, etc.) and she loves to chat about games & business & social media & marketing... she also can solve the Rubik's cube in less than 60 seconds and can teach you to solve it too if you are i... Read More →


Tuesday February 23, 2016 7:30pm - 8:30pm EST
Cloud Nine Deck 14, Aft

7:30pm EST

Sea Shanty Sing
Since we're all on a boat… ship… whatever, we might as well sing some sea shanties! Experience is wholly unnecessary; goodness knows the original singers didn't have any. Feel free to bring requests, songbooks, lyric sheets, etc!

Tuesday February 23, 2016 7:30pm - 8:30pm EST
Skylight Chapel Deck 15, Aft

7:30pm EST

The Business of Writing

Writing is not just a craft or an art: Those who make a living at it are running a small (and sometimes not-so-small) business as well. We dig into the practical side of the writing gig—what it takes, behind the scenes, to pay the bills and still make the work you love to read.


Moderators/Hosts
avatar for John Scalzi

John Scalzi

Author,
I enjoy pie.

Artists

Tuesday February 23, 2016 7:30pm - 8:30pm EST
Star Lounge Deck 5, Forward

7:30pm EST

Artemis Free Play
Artemis is a favorite going back to the beginning of time. Get a crew of your favorite Starship personnel together to work together to pilot your ship through space, docking at Space Stations, fighting aliens, and avoiding space monsters.

Players will need to bring their own laptop - preferably with Artemis preinstalled. There will be a bridge copy of Artemis available for users to install - it will be expected anyone that installs Artemis on their laptop will delete the installer and uninstall the game after playing.

Tuesday February 23, 2016 7:30pm - 10:00pm EST
St. Thomas Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

7:30pm EST

Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes
Keep Talking is a co-op game with one goal: defuse the bomb before it goes off! One player is the Defuser who has view of the bomb and can manipulate the modules, one (or more) players are the Operators who can't see the bomb but have the Defusal Manual and can relay what actions the Defuser must take. Communication is key in this fast paced, high stakes game.

Tuesday February 23, 2016 7:30pm - 10:00pm EST
Jamaica Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

8:30pm EST

Comedy Songwriting

Songwriting is tricky enough as it is. Now you want us to be funny, too? And yet some people manage it—this very cruise is testament to the fact it can happen. We ask out songwriters to crack open the mysteries of comedy songwriting, and what it takes to make people laugh and sing along.


Moderators/Hosts
avatar for John Scalzi

John Scalzi

Author,
I enjoy pie.

Artists
avatar for Jonathan Coulton

Jonathan Coulton

Jonathan Coulton is from the Internet. While a struggling music industry fell to pieces over file sharing and shifting business models, he quietly and independently amassed a small army of techies, nerds, and dedicated superfans. Featured in the New York Times, NPR and slashdot, his... Read More →
avatar for Paul Sabourin

Paul Sabourin

Paul, Paul and Storm
Paul Sabourin is one half of comedy/music duo Paul and Storm. He is a co-founder of the geek-oriented variety show w00tstock (along with Storm, Wil Wheaton and Adam Savage), and a co-producer of the annual JoCo Cruise. He is a staff writer and co-producer on the past two seasons of... Read More →
avatar for Storm DiCostanzo

Storm DiCostanzo

Storm, Paul and Storm
Storm DiCostanzo is the latter half of the music/comedy duo Paul and Storm, and formerly (along with Paul) a member of a cappella band Da Vinci's Notebook. He's also a co-producer of JoCo Cruise, writer and producer for Mystery Science Theater 3000, and is a resident and Town Council... Read More →


Tuesday February 23, 2016 8:30pm - 9:30pm EST
Star Lounge Deck 5, Forward

8:30pm EST

Parsely Games with Andy Looney
Remember those '80s text adventures? Parsely is a live game experience where Andy plays the part of the computer, while the crowd collectively becomes the player, taking turns giving simple commands. Andy's got four different adventures, so each session is unique...come to them all!

Moderators/Hosts
avatar for Andy Looney

Andy Looney

Creative Director, Looney Labs
I'm the game designer who created Fluxx and Looney Pyramids!

Tuesday February 23, 2016 8:30pm - 10:30pm EST
Skylight Chapel Deck 15, Aft

9:30pm EST

Teach Aimee Mann to Be a Nerd

Aimee Mann likes nerds just fine. (She’s on her second straight JoCo Cruise, after all.) But she is not a nerd. She’s never read Harry Potter, she doesn’t own any 20-sided dice, and she is entirely unfamiliar with the work of Joss Whedon. But she wants to understand you all better. She genuinely wants to learn—what you do, what you like, how you think. And she wants your help.

Join moderator Ted Leo as he, with your help, develops a “Nerd Syllabus” to help guide Aimee on the Path to understanding the various enthusiasms that help define “nerddom." Or, at least, help her to know the difference between an orc and a kobold.


Moderators/Hosts
Artists

Tuesday February 23, 2016 9:30pm - 10:30pm EST
Star Lounge Deck 5, Forward

10:45pm EST

Concert - Comedy Night
One of our favorite new traditions, we turn the Arcadia Theatre into a floating comedy club (but with more comfortable seats and no terrible, terrible nachos), as we welcome talented standups Solomon Georgio, Rhea Butcher, Michael Ian Black and Cameron Esposito.

(Recording prohibited at this event.)


Tuesday February 23, 2016 10:45pm - Wednesday February 24, 2016 12:30am EST
Arcadia Theatre Deck 3, Forward
 
Wednesday, February 24
 

12:30am EST

Stargazing
After the Comedy Night Concert on Tuesday (scheduled to end at 12:30am, so technically Wednesday morning) come out to the Helipad and look at some stars, planets, at least one moon, and maybe some other stuff too. An astronomy enthusiast will be there with star charts and a cool green laser pointer (it makes beams, not dots) and the willingness to answer any astronomy question you have! Most of the answers will probably be accurate, too!

If the weather doesn't cooperate or you just can't get enough stargazing, another session is planned for late Thursday/early Friday morning. Please dim your phone screens if you attend to preserve night vision.

Wednesday February 24, 2016 12:30am - 2:00am EST
Helicopter Pad

9:00am EST

Management Q&A
An annual, hangover-riddled tradition: the Management (a.k.a. Jonathan, Paul, Storm, and Drew (Scarface)) will be on hand to answer your questions about JoCo Cruise. Or pretty much anything else. Yes, it's early. Yes, last night was a late night. We know.

Artists
avatar for Jonathan Coulton

Jonathan Coulton

Jonathan Coulton is from the Internet. While a struggling music industry fell to pieces over file sharing and shifting business models, he quietly and independently amassed a small army of techies, nerds, and dedicated superfans. Featured in the New York Times, NPR and slashdot, his... Read More →
avatar for Paul Sabourin

Paul Sabourin

Paul, Paul and Storm
Paul Sabourin is one half of comedy/music duo Paul and Storm. He is a co-founder of the geek-oriented variety show w00tstock (along with Storm, Wil Wheaton and Adam Savage), and a co-producer of the annual JoCo Cruise. He is a staff writer and co-producer on the past two seasons of... Read More →
avatar for Storm DiCostanzo

Storm DiCostanzo

Storm, Paul and Storm
Storm DiCostanzo is the latter half of the music/comedy duo Paul and Storm, and formerly (along with Paul) a member of a cappella band Da Vinci's Notebook. He's also a co-producer of JoCo Cruise, writer and producer for Mystery Science Theater 3000, and is a resident and Town Council... Read More →


Wednesday February 24, 2016 9:00am - 10:00am EST
Star Lounge Deck 5, Forward

9:00am EST

Swing/One-Step Dance Lesson!
Back by Popular Demand! Renée Camus (JCC 1 through 4) once again teaches the basics of swing and one-step dancing, to the music of JoCo and other cruise performers! Learn clear leading and following techniques, easy cool moves, and good rhythm so you can use what you've learned and enjoy the music and your partners during the rest of the week.

Wednesday February 24, 2016 9:00am - 11:00am EST
Olive or Twist Deck 14, Aft

9:00am EST

Lone Shark Games Suite – Sea Monkey Activity Book HQ

Come to Suite 1648 where you can:

  • Hang out with other Sea Monkeys, including some of the Lone Shark team
  • Get your Sea Monkey Activity Book Raffle Tickets (also available at the info desk)
  • Complete task 23 of the Sea Monkey Activity Book

Wednesday February 24, 2016 9:00am - 12:00pm EST
Suite 1648

10:00am EST

Andy vs. Everyone
Andy Looney loves playing multiple games simultaneously. He can play up to 10 separate games at once, with as many as 40 or 50 people at one time! It's great fun watching him run from one table to the next, taking his turns as fast as he can! How many people can Andy take on at once? Challenge him to any Looney Labs game in print, or ask to try one of his unpublished prototypes!

Exhibitors
avatar for Andy Looney

Andy Looney

Creative Director, Looney Labs
I'm the game designer who created Fluxx and Looney Pyramids!


Wednesday February 24, 2016 10:00am - 11:00am EST
Galileo Dining Room (Deck 5) Deck 5, Aft

10:00am EST

Sausage Party Mega-Tournament!

Paul and Storm wrote a song called "Sausage Party"! Mike Selinker wrote a game about it! For the first time in public, we're gonna play it! (Spoiler Alert: it's completely madcap. Maybe even MADALLCAPS.) You should be there when it happens, because, mmm, sausages.


Artists
avatar for Paul Sabourin

Paul Sabourin

Paul, Paul and Storm
Paul Sabourin is one half of comedy/music duo Paul and Storm. He is a co-founder of the geek-oriented variety show w00tstock (along with Storm, Wil Wheaton and Adam Savage), and a co-producer of the annual JoCo Cruise. He is a staff writer and co-producer on the past two seasons of... Read More →
avatar for Storm DiCostanzo

Storm DiCostanzo

Storm, Paul and Storm
Storm DiCostanzo is the latter half of the music/comedy duo Paul and Storm, and formerly (along with Paul) a member of a cappella band Da Vinci's Notebook. He's also a co-producer of JoCo Cruise, writer and producer for Mystery Science Theater 3000, and is a resident and Town Council... Read More →

Exhibitors
avatar for Mike Selinker

Mike Selinker

President, Lone Shark Games
I make games and puzzles and fun.


Wednesday February 24, 2016 10:00am - 11:00am EST
St. Thomas Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

10:00am EST

Married, with Creativity

It's not a surprise that creative people marry other creative people. But once coupled up, how do these spouses face the challenges of two full-time creative careers running at the same time? We dig into the day-to-day of being spouses and being creative, and what it take to make both work


Moderators/Hosts
avatar for John Scalzi

John Scalzi

Author,
I enjoy pie.

Artists
avatar for Jonathan Coulton

Jonathan Coulton

Jonathan Coulton is from the Internet. While a struggling music industry fell to pieces over file sharing and shifting business models, he quietly and independently amassed a small army of techies, nerds, and dedicated superfans. Featured in the New York Times, NPR and slashdot, his... Read More →


Wednesday February 24, 2016 10:00am - 11:00am EST
Star Lounge Deck 5, Forward

10:00am EST

Playtest Parlor

Would you like to try a game you won’t find anywhere else? Do you have a game you’ve been working on that you’d like to test? The Playtest Parlor is an informal event where any and all game designers—sponsors and passengers alike—can present games that are under development! Come play a game or just wander from table to table and see what people are working on!


Wednesday February 24, 2016 10:00am - 12:00pm EST
Isaac Dining Room (Deck 4) Deck 4, Aft

10:00am EST

Q&A with Homer Simpson
I love science. If you do, too, and would like to know more about how nuclear reactors work, nuclear physics, submarines, or anything else I can pretend to provide an answer about, drop by and ask a question. I basically have Homer Simpson's job, but I wasn't hired under Project Bootstrap.

Wednesday February 24, 2016 10:00am - 12:00pm EST
Skylight Chapel Deck 15, Aft

10:30am EST

All Things Podcasts, with Matt Gourley
As a creator, host and guest of numerous podcasts (including Superego, I Was There Too, James Bonding and Pistol Shrimps Radio, just to name a few), Matt Gourley leads an informal chat or Q&A about developing, creating, being on, hosting, editing, loving, listening to, the business of, and future of podcasts.

(Recording prohibited at this event.)

Artists

Wednesday February 24, 2016 10:30am - 11:30am EST
Jamaica Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

10:30am EST

Sysadmin Nail Painting Party
Scheduled ahead of time this year, Sysadmins, DevOps, and those who tolerate them are all welcome to come, have a drink (or three! or zero!) and paint each other's nails while talking about all things Ops-y.

Wednesday February 24, 2016 10:30am - 12:00pm EST
Cloud Nine Deck 14, Aft

11:00am EST

Cthulhu's Vault
Come learn about and play this exciting, collaborative storytelling card game, IF YOU DARE. Can you defeat the Old Great One? Will you get sidetracked by the Great Old One? Will it get completely silly, with you chronicling the adventures of the One Great Old? It's up to you, and as many as five other players.

Exhibitors

Wednesday February 24, 2016 11:00am - 12:00pm EST
Galileo Dining Room (Deck 5) Deck 5, Aft

11:00am EST

Reading: N. K. Jemisin
Speculative fiction writer, blogger, and Hugo, Nebula and World Fantasy Award nominee N. K. Jemisin offers an "audience choice" reading—she'll bring her latest novel in the new Broken Earth trilogy, and a a forthcoming short story, and decide what to read based on the crowd's preference. It's just like a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book, but with a room full of people and with reading aloud instead of an adventure!

Artists

Wednesday February 24, 2016 11:00am - 12:00pm EST
Star Lounge Deck 5, Forward

12:00pm EST

Charlotte Amalie, St. Thomas
The only Caribbean island with a jazz standard named after it (well, other than the lesser known standard "The Saint Croix, U.S. Virgin Islands Blues"), St. Thomas awaits to enfold you in its loving embrace. (And to maybe try to sell you some tanzanite.)

Wednesday February 24, 2016 12:00pm - 7:00pm EST
Port of Call

1:00pm EST

Office Hours: Molly Lewis

Molly Lewis eats all the snacks & answers your questions about ukulele, songwriting, Stephen Fry, and Disneyland.


Artists

Wednesday February 24, 2016 1:00pm - 2:00pm EST
Olive or Twist Deck 14, Aft

1:00pm EST

John Hodgman & John Roderick Hot Tub Office Hours
John Hodgman and John Roderick will sit in a hot tub on the main pool deck and answer your questions.


Wednesday February 24, 2016 1:00pm - 3:00pm EST
Pool Deck Deck 11, Midship

1:00pm EST

Parsely Games with Andy Looney
Remember those '80s text adventures? Parsely is a live game experience where Andy plays the part of the computer, while the crowd collectively becomes the player, taking turns giving simple commands. Andy's got four different adventures, so each session is unique...come to them all!

Moderators/Hosts
avatar for Andy Looney

Andy Looney

Creative Director, Looney Labs
I'm the game designer who created Fluxx and Looney Pyramids!

Wednesday February 24, 2016 1:00pm - 3:00pm EST
Galileo Dining Room (Deck 5) Deck 5, Aft

1:00pm EST

Rock Band Video Gaming
Play Rock Band on PS3 with all available songs including JoCo and Paul & Storm!

Wednesday February 24, 2016 1:00pm - 3:00pm EST
St. Thomas Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

5:30pm EST

Dinner
Guten Appetit! Mahlzeit!

Wednesday February 24, 2016 5:30pm - 7:30pm EST
Leonardo Dining Room Deck 3, Aft

6:00pm EST

Presidential Variety Show II
OpenPhil will once again moderate this year's variety show on the private balcony of the Presidential Suite (6414). Everybody is welcome. Any type of performance is welcome, even 10 minutes of nothing.

Wednesday February 24, 2016 6:00pm - 7:00pm EST
Presidential Suite (6414)

7:00pm EST

LGBTQSA Cocktail Meetup

Begun on the ms Westerdam during JoCo Cruise 2012, the annual LGBTQSA happy hour celebrates its 5th year of having extra letters at the end of its acronym and being a low key get together for Sea Monkeys of all persuasions.


Wednesday February 24, 2016 7:00pm - 8:00pm EST
Olive or Twist Deck 14, Aft

7:00pm EST

3-D Scan Your Face (And Also Other Things)
My employer has made the questionable decision to loan me a Realsense tablet. If you would like to get scanned, I will send you the files after the cruise with instructions to put your face in Skyrim and Fallout 4. Scan takes about 3 minutes.

Wednesday February 24, 2016 7:00pm - 9:00pm EST
Skylight Chapel Deck 15, Aft

7:30pm EST

Sea Monkey Sit-and-Go Texas Hold 'Em

Sea Monkeys sit at a table and try to take each other's money. But, like, in a civilized manner, with cards and clay chips and green felt and stuff.

Game lasts approximately an hour. Sign up at the Casino cashier window to reserve your seat.

4-player minimum, 10-player maximum. (If any empty seats at start of game, casino will open them up to non-Sea Monkey passengers.) Entry Fee $50 with a $30 re-buy option during the first 30 minutes, plus additional add-on for all players at the end of the first 30 minutes. Prize money: 70% for 1st, 20% for 2nd and 10% for 3rd, after House cut (20%). Players will receive 1,000 in tournament chips; blinds will start at 25/50 and increase every 10 minutes.


Wednesday February 24, 2016 7:30pm - 8:30pm EST
Casino Royale Deck 4, Midship

7:30pm EST

JCC Karaoke
You still know how karaoke works. And this is still another time you can do it.

Wednesday February 24, 2016 7:30pm - 8:30pm EST
On Air Club Deck 3, Midship

7:30pm EST

Office Hours: Mike Selinker

Come to Cloud Nine and hang out with Mike, who very probably designed a bunch of games in your house. Maybe you've played the Pathfinder Adventure Card Game or Betrayal at House on the Hill or any of his other creations. He'll talk about boardgames, RPGs, puzzles, Japanese Kit-Kats, or whatever you like. He will probably drink whatever you hand him.


Exhibitors
avatar for Mike Selinker

Mike Selinker

President, Lone Shark Games
I make games and puzzles and fun.


Wednesday February 24, 2016 7:30pm - 8:30pm EST
Cloud Nine Deck 14, Aft

7:30pm EST

Keith Explains!
Back on land, I have a monthly access TV show I do called "Keith Explains!", which is generally just me talking about whatever I've done or seen. If folks are interested, or, really, even if they're not, I'm thinking of doing a show on the boat. Folks looking for what it might be like are welcome to go look at the shows on YouTube or on my website, www.KeithExplains.com.

Wednesday February 24, 2016 7:30pm - 8:30pm EST
Jamaica Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

8:00pm EST

Open Mic Night
A JoCo Cruise tradition. The stage will be yours for 10 minutes to present to the assembled: songs, readings, iPhone bell choirs, it's up to you! Sign up sheets will be at the JCC Info desk outside the Game Room starting on Day 1, with slots assigned on a first-come basis.

Wednesday February 24, 2016 8:00pm - 10:00pm EST
Star Lounge Deck 5, Forward

9:00pm EST

Karaoke Night on the "Big Stage"
Another annual tradition: your chance to sing on the "big stage" in Studio B. It's like American Idol, but completely different. Hosted by Paul F. Tompkins and John Roderick.

Moderators/Hosts
Wednesday February 24, 2016 9:00pm - 11:30pm EST
Studio B Deck 3, Midship

11:00pm EST

Molly Lewis
Perennial Sea Monkey fave and Extraordinarily Charming Individual Molly Lewis brings her wit and ukulele to the Star Lounge. CAUTION: performance may contain sarcasm, heart, and, if you're good, Abraham Lincoln.

Artists

Wednesday February 24, 2016 11:00pm - 11:59pm EST
Star Lounge Deck 5, Forward

11:59pm EST

The Both After Dark
Ted Leo and Aimee Mann (a.k.a., The Both) take us past midnight with a cool vibe of music, sophisticated and smoky banter, and possibly a smoking jacket or two. Very likely: new songs and special guests. Far less likely: appearances by Buddy Rich, Moms Mabley or Norman Mailer.


Wednesday February 24, 2016 11:59pm - Thursday February 25, 2016 1:00am EST
Star Lounge Deck 5, Forward
 
Thursday, February 25
 

8:00am EST

Geocaching Sint Maarten
An "official geocaching.com" geocaching event, to meet other geocachers and probably find some caches together after. Meet near the docks at:

N18º00.831, W063º02.663 

Thursday February 25, 2016 8:00am - 10:00am EST
N18º00.831, W063º02.663

8:00am EST

Philipsburg, St. Maarten
Thursday February 25, 2016 8:00am - 5:00pm EST
Port of Call

1:00pm EST

Rum Tasting (SHIP TIME)
1:00PM Thursday, SHIP TIME
116 Old Street
Philipsburg, St. Maarten

Rum with other monkeys. What coud go wrong with that? 

Thursday February 25, 2016 1:00pm - 1:30pm EST
Port of Call

1:00pm EST

Office Hours: Molly Lewis

Molly Lewis eats all the snacks & answers your questions about ukulele, songwriting, Stephen Fry, and Disneyland.


Artists

Thursday February 25, 2016 1:00pm - 2:00pm EST
Olive or Twist Deck 14, Aft

1:00pm EST

John Hodgman & John Roderick Hot Tub Office Hours
John Hodgman and John Roderick will sit in a hot tub on the main pool deck and answer your questions.


Thursday February 25, 2016 1:00pm - 3:00pm EST
Pool Deck Deck 11, Midship

1:00pm EST

Rock Band Video Gaming
Play Rock Band on PS3 with all available songs including JoCo and Paul & Storm!

Thursday February 25, 2016 1:00pm - 3:00pm EST
Jamaica Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

1:30pm EST

Johann Sebastian Joust
This is a sea monkey favorite! JS Joust pairs music with motion controllers; the music sets the pace, while the players try to knock their opponents out of the game by making a controller move faster than the music. Drop in at any time to enjoy this fun, easy to learn game. Recommended Age: 8+. Get ready to Joust...go!

Thursday February 25, 2016 1:30pm - 4:00pm EST
St. Thomas Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

3:00pm EST

Come Play with Eban Schletter's Theremin
What, you need more explanation? Also, he'll be there to give you some pointers if you like.

Artists

Thursday February 25, 2016 3:00pm - 4:00pm EST
Jamaica Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

3:00pm EST

Office Hours: Christopher Badell

Hang out with Christopher and talk about games, superheroes, and running a big damn Kickstarter.


Exhibitors
avatar for Christopher Badell

Christopher Badell

Editor-In-Chief, Greater Than Games
Christopher Badell is the designer and co-creator of the hit cooperative card game Sentinels of the Multiverse, the writer of all things Sentinel Comics, and the co-owner of Greater Than Games. He’s been a storyteller his whole life, and that storytelling has informed his attention... Read More →


Thursday February 25, 2016 3:00pm - 4:00pm EST
Olive or Twist Deck 14, Aft

3:00pm EST

Nicole Dieker Talks Professional Internet Writing
Nicole Dieker writes internet articles for money. She also likes ice cream. Join her near Sprinkles (Deck 11) for a discussion of both.

Thursday February 25, 2016 3:00pm - 4:00pm EST
Sprinkles (Deck 11)

4:30pm EST

Group Photo
We'll all gather at the helicopter pad/observation deck (which you get to from Deck four, at the very front of the ship at 4:30 for our traditional group photo. Say cheese!

NOTE: The picture will be taken AT 4:30, so please get there BEFORE 4:30.

OTHER NOTE: THIS IS NO LONGER ON THE MAIN POOL DECK as had been previously noted. Spread the word.

Thursday February 25, 2016 4:30pm - 5:00pm EST
Helicopter Pad

5:30pm EST

Dinner
¡Buen provecho!

Thursday February 25, 2016 5:30pm - 7:30pm EST
Leonardo Dining Room Deck 3, Aft

9:00pm EST

Concert - Imogen Heap, SPONTANEANATION Live
UPDATE: Because reasons, show start has been moved from 8 pm to 9 pm. Tell your friends.

Imogen Heap's brings her literally inventive music—she created a new technology, Mimu Gloves, to realize her creative vision—to the JoCo Cruise stage. And while she did not invent cellist and JoCo Cruise alum Zoë Keating, she is bringing Zoë to join her on stage for what is sure to be an amazing set of true virtuosity.

Then, Paul F. Tompkins' SPONTANEANATION takes over for a live podcast recording. The first half will be a "serious" interview with Jean Grae; then Paul and his all-star team of improvisers (Matt Gourley, Amanda Lund and Janet Varney) will improvise a long-form story based around the interview.

(Recording of SPONTANEANATION is prohibited.) 


Thursday February 25, 2016 9:00pm - 11:15pm EST
Arcadia Theatre Deck 3, Forward

11:30pm EST

One Cruise Ultimate Werewolf
We're trying to get ten people to play a full game of One Night Ultimate Werewolf. If we have multiples of ten we could potentially get multiple games going.

Thursday February 25, 2016 11:30pm - Friday February 26, 2016 12:30am EST
Skylight Chapel Deck 15, Aft

11:30pm EST

Extreme Improv Trivia with Mike Selinker and Molly Lewis
Ready for some pub trivia? Well, our puzzlemaster Mike Selinker sure isn't. He'll come entirely unprepared for this trivia event. But don't worry! The audience (and plucky cohost Molly Lewis) will give him the subjects for all his questions, which he will make up on the spot. And the answers will be 100% accurate, which you can verify with your internet connec... Yeah, we wouldn't worry about it.

Moderators/Hosts
avatar for Mike Selinker

Mike Selinker

President, Lone Shark Games
I make games and puzzles and fun.

Thursday February 25, 2016 11:30pm - Friday February 26, 2016 1:00am EST
St. Thomas Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

11:30pm EST

Glow-Juggle-Spin Jam
LED poi? Light up juggling props? Glowing spin fans? If you brought them, or like to watch others rock out with them, stop by and have fun with some glow toys!

Thursday February 25, 2016 11:30pm - Friday February 26, 2016 1:00am EST
Cloud Nine Deck 14, Aft

11:59pm EST

The Show Show w Jean Grae

Do you like live talk shows? Chats with your favorite celebrities? Commercials for products you wish existed? The NEWS? Well, fantastic. Everything on that list is here, and more. With guests Rhea Butcher and Cameron Esposito. Come to this, or you'll get scurvy.


Moderators/Hosts
Artists

Thursday February 25, 2016 11:59pm - Friday February 26, 2016 1:30am EST
Star Lounge Deck 5, Forward
 
Friday, February 26
 

12:30am EST

Werewolf Night
Come and play Ultimate Werewolf! We will be building ~10-15 person villages for ~1.5 hour games. Mods welcome.

Friday February 26, 2016 12:30am - 1:30am EST
Jamaica Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

1:00am EST

Stargazing
Come explore the night sky with friendly astronomers in the darkest place we can find. Weather permitting, we'll be able to see the Southern Cross and Alpha Centauri (but not the Magellanic Clouds). Bring your burning questions about all things astronomical!

Time and place subject to change due to weather and/or availability of a better venue with less artificial light.

Friday February 26, 2016 1:00am - 2:00am EST
Helicopter Pad

8:00am EST

Betrayal at House on the Hill
Betrayal at House on the Hill is like starring in a B horror movie. First come, first serve for spots. Play if you dare!

Friday February 26, 2016 8:00am - 10:00am EST
Galileo Dining Room (Deck 5) Deck 5, Aft

9:00am EST

Nintendo 3DS Meetup
Meet up and trade Streetpass tags & play 3DS games together!

Friday February 26, 2016 9:00am - 12:00pm EST
Skylight Chapel Deck 15, Aft

9:00am EST

Stitch Monkeys
A meetup for Sea Monkeys who knit, crochet, weave, embroider, sew, etc. to meet and mingle. Have fun comparing patterns, sharing techniques and trading tips on stitches, sweaters, scarves, hats, etc.

Friday February 26, 2016 9:00am - 12:00pm EST
Cloud Nine Deck 14, Aft

9:30am EST

Night Writers
By day, we blend into the toiling masses. At night, our mask drops away, and we reveal our true calling as creators. Just not published. Yet.

Come meet others that share in the struggle. Trade advice. Practice pitches. Have fun! 

Friday February 26, 2016 9:30am - 10:30am EST
St. Thomas Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

10:00am EST

The Annual Ukulele Melee Summit

Participants in this year's Ukulele Melee are invited to help Molly make another Video For The Internet. (Legal disclaimer: Molly might video-record you playing ukulele and put you in a Video For The Internet.)

All instruments welcome! but ukuleles preferred.


Artists

Friday February 26, 2016 10:00am - 11:00am EST
Jamaica Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

10:00am EST

Sentinel Comics: The RPG!
Be a super hero and save the world in this preview event for the upcoming Sentinel Comics RPG! Christopher Badell - game designer and writer of Sentinel Comics stories - will GM a one-shot super-heroic adventure! Will you be able to stop Baron Blade's villainous plot?!

Exhibitors
avatar for Christopher Badell

Christopher Badell

Editor-In-Chief, Greater Than Games
Christopher Badell is the designer and co-creator of the hit cooperative card game Sentinels of the Multiverse, the writer of all things Sentinel Comics, and the co-owner of Greater Than Games. He’s been a storyteller his whole life, and that storytelling has informed his attention... Read More →


Friday February 26, 2016 10:00am - 12:00pm EST
Galileo Dining Room (Deck 5) Deck 5, Aft

10:00am EST

Magic: People's Tournament
The eight people chosen in the Magic Meetup event compete in a single-elimination tournament for a chance to face our Celebrity Champion!


Friday February 26, 2016 10:00am - 12:30pm EST
Isaac Dining Room (Deck 4) Deck 4, Aft

10:00am EST

Lone Shark Games Suite – Sea Monkey Activity Book HQ

Come to Suite 1648 where you can:

  • Hang out with other Sea Monkeys, including some of the Lone Shark team
  • Get your Sea Monkey Activity Book Raffle Tickets (also available at the info desk)
  • Complete task 23 of the Sea Monkey Activity Book

Friday February 26, 2016 10:00am - 2:00pm EST
Suite 1648

10:30am EST

Reading: John Scalzi

John Scalzi is gonna read some new stuff! Some of it might even be funny!


Artists
avatar for John Scalzi

John Scalzi

Author,
I enjoy pie.


Friday February 26, 2016 10:30am - 11:30am EST
Olive or Twist Deck 14, Aft

11:00am EST

Chez Cruise Jam Session

Join Steve Jackson and Andrew Hackard to help create a new CHEZ GEEK supplement. This time, it's Chez Cruise—the geeks are on vacation, but they still need Slack!


Artists
Exhibitors
avatar for Andrew Hackard

Andrew Hackard

Munchkin Line Editor, Steve Jackson Games


Friday February 26, 2016 11:00am - 12:00pm EST
Jamaica Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

11:00am EST

Glen Raphael Show: More Musical Nerdity
Returning seamonkey Glen Raphael will play a few songs; there may also be Singing Along, Special Guests, and/or Songs From People You've Never Heard Of. If you like this sort of thing, it is exactly the sort of thing you'd like. (Last year's show went so well, they retired the room!)

Friday February 26, 2016 11:00am - 12:00pm EST
On Air Club Deck 3, Midship

11:00am EST

MASH Party!
Fan of the JV Club podcast or just a fan of fun games of our youth? Come join and play a couple rounds of MASH or make a Fortune Teller/Cootie Catcher or two before JV Club recording to get the nostalgia juices flowing!

Friday February 26, 2016 11:00am - 12:00pm EST
Galileo Dining Room (Deck 5) Deck 5, Aft

12:00pm EST

The JV Club
Remember what it was like to be an awkward teenager? And remember how some things haven’t really changed that much for you since then? Join proud dork Janet Varney as she explores the highs and lows of the bygone years with some of her favorite women (as they talk their way through the terrible teens into adult-lescence. Joining Janet are Zoe Keating (the innovative singer-songwriter/cellist/wizard who knocked us all flat on JoCo Cruise 2014) and Kelly Sue DeConnick (writer of Pretty Deadly and Bitch Planet comics, as well as bunches and bunches of other things.

(Recording is permitted, but plese no public reposting without Janet's okay.)

Moderators/Hosts
Artists

Friday February 26, 2016 12:00pm - 1:00pm EST
Star Lounge Deck 5, Forward

12:00pm EST

Alexander HamilFun Singalong
Be in the room where it happens as we sing along to selected songs from the Grammy Award winning musical Hamilton.

Lyrics may be available. 

Friday February 26, 2016 12:00pm - 1:00pm EST
Skylight Chapel Deck 15, Aft

12:00pm EST

Monstrocity - Card Game, Test Play
Come playtest Monstrocity! A city-stomping, monster-building fun time! Play the game before the March Kickstarter.

Friday February 26, 2016 12:00pm - 1:00pm EST
Galileo Dining Room (Deck 5) Deck 5, Aft

12:00pm EST

Reading: Pat Rothfuss

Bestselling author Pat Rothfuss stands in front of a microphone and reads some new stuff he wrote. Perhaps some old stuff as well. He might answer questions too. Or maybe not. We'll see how he feels on that day.



Friday February 26, 2016 12:00pm - 1:00pm EST
Olive or Twist Deck 14, Aft

12:00pm EST

Monkey Play Date: Improv
Improv basics and practice using a Second City type "game" format designed to be fun for novice monkeys and the experienced amateur. Improv is great way to meet other monkeys. Shy monkey friendly. Not sure you want to participate? Supportive voyeurs welcome--then decide. You know you want to.

Friday February 26, 2016 12:00pm - 1:30pm EST
St. Thomas Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

12:30pm EST

Cody Wymore's Mad Piano Science Laboratory
Dubbed "The Mad Scientist of Musical Theater" during JoCo Cruise 5, Cody Wymore is back at the piano with more of your favorites! Come sing along to classics, recent hits, and maybe even hear a few brand new originals! Musical theater? On my cruise? It's more likely than you think!

Friday February 26, 2016 12:30pm - 2:00pm EST
Cloud Nine Deck 14, Aft

12:30pm EST

Learn or Play Mahjong!
We have brought our Mahjong sets and can teach beginners how to play as well as play for points.

Friday February 26, 2016 12:30pm - 2:00pm EST
Isaac Dining Room (Deck 4) Deck 4, Aft

1:00pm EST

Designing a Family Game
James Ernest, designer of games such as 12 Days, Pairs, and Kill Doctor Lucky, talks about the principles involved in designing traditional-style family games. With the right blend of strategy and luck, and accessible rules, these are games that family members, casual gamers and hardcore gamers can enjoy together.

Exhibitors
avatar for James Ernest

James Ernest

President, Cheapass Games
James Ernest is a prolific tabletop game designer, and the founder of Cheapass Games. His best-known games include Kill Doctor Lucky, Lords of Vegas, Unexploded Cow, and Tak: A Beautiful Game. He is over nine feet tall, celebrates three birthdays each year, and is made entirely of... Read More →


Friday February 26, 2016 1:00pm - 2:00pm EST
Jamaica Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

1:00pm EST

You Live, You Die, You Tell Your Story

How do you create a hero? How does the tale of a life—and death—create hooks for a story still to be told? In this hour you’ll be guided through the character creation system of Phoenix: Dawn Command to develop the life and death story of your hero. Whether you’re playing the game or writing a novel, join us and see how your story begins! All materials will be provided.


Exhibitors
avatar for Keith Baker

Keith Baker

Twogether Studios


Friday February 26, 2016 1:00pm - 2:00pm EST
Galileo Dining Room (Deck 5) Deck 5, Aft

1:00pm EST

Office Hours: Matt Fraction & Kelly Sue Deconnick
Authors Kelly Sue DeConnick and Matt Fraction will hang out, discuss their work, answer questions, smile indulgently at pictures of your children, and whatever else they care to do. See them up close, like the zebras and lemurs at the zoo! (NOTE: Kelly Sue and Matt smell much better than zoo animals.)


Friday February 26, 2016 1:00pm - 2:00pm EST
Olive or Twist Deck 14, Aft

1:00pm EST

Cruisin' with Phil Conrad
Songs about shipwreck, monsters, mysteries, searching for love, and days lost. This is Phil's second cruise and he hopes to serenade you.

Friday February 26, 2016 1:00pm - 2:00pm EST
Skylight Chapel Deck 15, Aft

2:00pm EST

Concert - John Hodgman, Celebrity Game Night Afternoon
Author, actor, humorist and self-appointed judge John Hodgman performs this afternoon. After that, various combinations of performers and guests will take part in fun, high-energy games for your collective enjoyment, like non-violent versions of the gladiators of old. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

(Recording of John Hodgman's performance is permitted, but no public posting, please. Private sharing is allowed.)

Artists

Friday February 26, 2016 2:00pm - 4:30pm EST
Arcadia Theatre Deck 3, Forward

4:30pm EST

Open Drinking and Drawing
Artists will draw things you like, in return for expressions of love and respect (drinks count). Artists include Perry Zombolas (storyboard artist on Bob's Burgers), Alex Bradley (writer/illustrator of Miskatonic U), and, heck, anyone else who brings paper, pencils, pens, etc!

Friday February 26, 2016 4:30pm - 5:30pm EST
Cloud Nine Deck 14, Aft

5:30pm EST

Dinner (Formal Night)
This ship will not stop serving us food. Eat, or else!

(Formal wear required in dining room) 

Friday February 26, 2016 5:30pm - 7:30pm EST
Leonardo Dining Room Deck 3, Aft

7:30pm EST

Tiara Group Picture
Quick photo of people wearing tiaras.

Friday February 26, 2016 7:30pm - 8:00pm EST
Skylight Chapel Deck 15, Aft

7:30pm EST

Sea Monkey Sit-and-Go Texas Hold 'Em

Sea Monkeys sit at a table and try to take each other's money. But, like, in a civilized manner, with cards and clay chips and green felt and stuff.

Game lasts approximately an hour. Sign up at the Casino cashier window to reserve your seat.

4-player minimum, 10-player maximum. (If any empty seats at start of game, casino will open them up to non-Sea Monkey passengers.) Entry Fee $50 with a $30 re-buy option during the first 30 minutes, plus additional add-on for all players at the end of the first 30 minutes. Prize money: 70% for 1st, 20% for 2nd and 10% for 3rd, after House cut (20%). Players will receive 1,000 in tournament chips; blinds will start at 25/50 and increase every 10 minutes.


Friday February 26, 2016 7:30pm - 8:30pm EST
Casino Royale Deck 4, Midship

7:30pm EST

JCC Karaoke
Like the previous Karaoke events, but later in the week.

Friday February 26, 2016 7:30pm - 8:30pm EST
On Air Club Deck 3, Midship

7:30pm EST

Office Hours: Keith Baker, Twogether Studios

Keith Baker is the designer of Gloom, Eberron, Phoenix: Dawn Command, and the worst Dolphins In Space videogame to never be made. Stop by and talk about games, game design, dolphins, and more!


Exhibitors
avatar for Keith Baker

Keith Baker

Twogether Studios


Friday February 26, 2016 7:30pm - 8:30pm EST
Cloud Nine Deck 14, Aft

7:30pm EST

In Conversation with N. K. Jemisin

She's outspoken, opinionated and hands down one of the best fantasy writers writing today, and we have her on the cruise! John Scalzi sits with Jemisin to talk about writing, life, and what it's like to be in the genre of science fiction and fantasy today.


Moderators/Hosts
avatar for John Scalzi

John Scalzi

Author,
I enjoy pie.

Artists

Friday February 26, 2016 7:30pm - 8:30pm EST
Star Lounge Deck 5, Forward

7:30pm EST

Artemis Free Play
Artemis is a favorite going back to the beginning of time. Get a crew of your favorite Starship personnel together to work together to pilot your ship through space, docking at Space Stations, fighting aliens, and avoiding space monsters.

Players will need to bring their own laptop - preferably with Artemis preinstalled. There will be a bridge copy of Artemis available for users to install - it will be expected anyone that installs Artemis on their laptop will delete the installer and uninstall the game after playing.

Friday February 26, 2016 7:30pm - 10:00pm EST
St. Thomas Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

7:30pm EST

Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes
Keep Talking is a co-op game with one goal: defuse the bomb before it goes off! One player is the Defuser who has view of the bomb and can manipulate the modules, one (or more) players are the Operators who can't see the bomb but have the Defusal Manual and can relay what actions the Defuser must take. Communication is key in this fast paced, high stakes game.

Friday February 26, 2016 7:30pm - 10:00pm EST
Jamaica Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

8:30pm EST

Office Hours: Gavin Verhey

A chance to talk with Gavin Verhey of Wizards of the Coast about Magic: The Gathering, Game Design, and surviving Cruise catastrophes!


Exhibitors

Friday February 26, 2016 8:30pm - 9:30pm EST
Cloud Nine Deck 14, Aft

8:30pm EST

Life Online: Putting the Meme in Memoir

These days, sharing details about your life on the internet is pretty normal, but some of share way more than your average person. Way, way more than your average person. What effect does this have on our lives, what lessons have we learned, and what are the lines that we ourselves won't cross? Come join us as we tell war stories and discuss the pros and cons of doing what we do.



Friday February 26, 2016 8:30pm - 9:30pm EST
Star Lounge Deck 5, Forward

8:45pm EST

Fancy Pants Parade
Do you have what it takes to be The Best in Terms of Pants? Bring your fanciest pants, and march around to the strains of Jonathan Coulton's silliest, weirdest song, and the Monarch of the Seas will determine if the trophy goes to you.

Friday February 26, 2016 8:45pm - 9:00pm EST
Pool Deck Deck 11, Midship

9:00pm EST

Movie Night
Grab a drink from the pool bar, relax on a lounge chair—or in a hot tub!—and settle in for a night under the stars watching two stone classics: The Iron Giant and Galaxy Quest.

Friday February 26, 2016 9:00pm - Saturday February 27, 2016 12:00am EST
Pool Deck Deck 11, Midship

9:30pm EST

Pen & Ink Meet 'n Greet
Are you an artist that wants to try drawing a comic? Or a writer that wants to write one? Need a partner to work with? Come meet other interested souls! Maybe one will turn out to be your future collaborator!

Friday February 26, 2016 9:30pm - 10:30pm EST
Skylight Chapel Deck 15, Aft

9:30pm EST

Sex Geek & Kinky Crafter Meetup
Calling all folks who love to geek out about human sexuality - from slash fic & erotica comics to DIY toys & BDSM gear - come share your favs and projects! Dr. Kit Stubbs, inventor of a number of creative adult toys, including one named "The Hammer," will facilitate.

Friday February 26, 2016 9:30pm - 11:00pm EST
Cloud Nine Deck 14, Aft

10:00pm EST

Jim Boggia Plays a Bunch of Stuff on Ukulele and Then, for No Apparent Reason, Plays Side Two of The White Album
It's Jim Boggia's stage, which he will fill with musical awesome. The name of the event otherwise pretty well covers it all.

Artists

Friday February 26, 2016 10:00pm - 11:00pm EST
Star Lounge Deck 5, Forward

10:30pm EST

JoCo Cruise Merit Badges
We need Merit Badges! A 'JoCo Cruise Virgin' badge, a 'I Did Karaoke & Didn't Die of Embarassment' badge, a 'Former Monarch of the Sea' badge. Come brainstorm badge ideas & plan how to make this happen.

Friday February 26, 2016 10:30pm - 11:30pm EST
Jamaica Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

11:00pm EST

Comedy! feat. Jason Hatrick
The first time I ever performed stand-up comedy was at the open mic on JoCo Cruise 2. Since then I've performed in several festivals, made the finals of several competitions, and been hired to perform full weekends in comedy clubs in exchange for money. So, you know, I'm like legit now. There is no one I would rather celebrate my 4-year comicaversary with than an audience full of sea monkeys, so come see what your support and encouragement has wrought! 

Note: This show promises that it will not be racist, homophobic, misogynist, transphobic, nor will it pick on any marginalized cross-section of society. That said, it may get a little dirty in places. Tastefully.

Friday February 26, 2016 11:00pm - Saturday February 27, 2016 12:00am EST
Cloud Nine Deck 14, Aft

11:00pm EST

Parsely Games with Andy Looney
Remember those '80s text adventures? Parsely is a live game experience where Andy plays the part of the computer, while the crowd collectively becomes the player, taking turns giving simple commands. Andy's got four different adventures, so each session is unique...come to them all!

Moderators/Hosts
avatar for Andy Looney

Andy Looney

Creative Director, Looney Labs
I'm the game designer who created Fluxx and Looney Pyramids!

Friday February 26, 2016 11:00pm - Saturday February 27, 2016 1:00am EST
Jamaica Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

11:59pm EST

Ted Leo Reads Tolkien
A fan favorite from JoCo Cruise 2015, Ted Leo's reading from the works of Tolkien returns in 2016. This will definitely be crowded and will likely get completely full. FYI.

Artists

Friday February 26, 2016 11:59pm - Saturday February 27, 2016 1:00am EST
St. Thomas Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward
 
Saturday, February 27
 

12:00am EST

Werewolf Night
Come and play Ultimate Werewolf! We will be building ~10-15 person villages for ~1.5 hour games. Mods welcome.

Saturday February 27, 2016 12:00am - 2:00am EST
Cloud Nine Deck 14, Aft

1:00am EST

Rock Band Video Gaming
Play Rock Band on PS3 with all available songs including JoCo and Paul & Storm!

Saturday February 27, 2016 1:00am - 3:00am EST
St. Thomas Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

9:00am EST

Stitch Monkeys
A meetup for Sea Monkeys who knit, crochet, weave, embroider, sew, etc. to meet and mingle. Have fun comparing patterns, sharing techniques and trading tips on stitches, sweaters, scarves, hats, etc.

Saturday February 27, 2016 9:00am - 12:00pm EST
Cloud Nine Deck 14, Aft

9:00am EST

Ferdinand Marcos Memorial Junta Game
(REAR OF ROOM, PORT SIDE)
31st Annual Ferdinand Marcos Memorial Junta Game (Celebrated)
Started at MIT in 1986, to recognize "they are playing 'Junta' in the Philippines." Every year they are playing Junta somewhere in the real world. We play to celebrate the worthy and mock the corrupt. Depending on coups, game can take 3+ hours. 7 players per board.

Saturday February 27, 2016 9:00am - 2:00pm EST
Galileo Dining Room (Deck 5) Deck 5, Aft

10:00am EST

Talk about Tak

Patrick Rothfuss and James Ernest talk about Tak. This new board game was first described in The Wise Man's Fear, and now Pat and James have made it a real thing. Tak is an abstract strategy game for two players, falling somewhere between classic games like chess, go, and mancala. Learn about the design processes behind creating a new classic game, and play Tak with the inventors!


Artists
Exhibitors
avatar for James Ernest

James Ernest

President, Cheapass Games
James Ernest is a prolific tabletop game designer, and the founder of Cheapass Games. His best-known games include Kill Doctor Lucky, Lords of Vegas, Unexploded Cow, and Tak: A Beautiful Game. He is over nine feet tall, celebrates three birthdays each year, and is made entirely of... Read More →


Saturday February 27, 2016 10:00am - 11:00am EST
Isaac Dining Room (Deck 4) Deck 4, Aft

10:00am EST

Office Hours: N. K. Jemisin
Artists

Saturday February 27, 2016 10:00am - 11:00am EST
Olive or Twist Deck 14, Aft

10:00am EST

Monkey Sign Monkey Do
Create the official meme signs so one does not have to finger spell as much. Create enthusiasm for sign language!

Saturday February 27, 2016 10:00am - 11:00am EST
Jamaica Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

10:00am EST

Reading: Michael Ian Black
Michael Ian Black reads from his book Navel Gazing, takes your questions, and doing a signing.


Saturday February 27, 2016 10:00am - 11:30am EST
St. Thomas Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

10:00am EST

Sentinel Comics: The RPG!
Be a super hero and save the world in this preview event for the upcoming Sentinel Comics RPG! Christopher Badell - game designer and writer of Sentinel Comics stories - will GM a one-shot super-heroic adventure! Will you be able to stop Baron Blade's villainous plot?!

Exhibitors
avatar for Christopher Badell

Christopher Badell

Editor-In-Chief, Greater Than Games
Christopher Badell is the designer and co-creator of the hit cooperative card game Sentinels of the Multiverse, the writer of all things Sentinel Comics, and the co-owner of Greater Than Games. He’s been a storyteller his whole life, and that storytelling has informed his attention... Read More →


Saturday February 27, 2016 10:00am - 12:00pm EST
Galileo Dining Room (Deck 5) Deck 5, Aft

11:00am EST

Magic: Contest of Champions
The Champion of the People's Tournament faces off against our Celebrity Champion!


Saturday February 27, 2016 11:00am - 12:00pm EST
Isaac Dining Room (Deck 4) Deck 4, Aft

11:00am EST

Zoe & Brian Gray, Nerd Rock
And now for something completely different: the multigenerational Gray musicians bring you a show of original nerd rock, witty banter, and a distinctively dorky sort of fun. This is the one. Rocks out. Concert. Tell your friends.

Saturday February 27, 2016 11:00am - 12:00pm EST
On Air Club Deck 3, Midship

11:00am EST

Johann Sebastian Joust
This is a sea monkey favorite! JS Joust pairs music with motion controllers; the music sets the pace, while the players try to knock their opponents out of the game by making a controller move faster than the music. Drop in at any time to enjoy this fun, easy to learn game. Recommended Age: 8+. Get ready to Joust...go!

Saturday February 27, 2016 11:00am - 2:00pm EST
Jamaica Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

11:15am EST

Star Trek Uniforms Photo
If you brought a Star Trek uniform, wear it to Olive or Twist at 12:45pm Saturday for a group photo. All Wil Wheatons welcome.

Saturday February 27, 2016 11:15am - 11:30am EST
Olive or Twist Deck 14, Aft

12:00pm EST

I Was There Too, with Guest Aimee Mann

 If you're like Matt Gourley (Superego, Drunk History, Comedy Bang! Bang!), then you know all the classic movie and television scenes so well it's like you were in the room when they happened. Well, you weren't. And neither was he. But the people Matt interviews were! Listen in as they tell the inside stories of how cinema and television history was made from a fly-on-the-wall perspective you've never heard. Matt’s guest for I Was There Too: JoCo Cruise is Aimee Mann. The topic: her time on The Big Lebowski and at least one or two questions about what it’s like being in a Rush video. Also with special appearance by Paul F. Tompkins!


Moderators/Hosts
Artists

Saturday February 27, 2016 12:00pm - 1:00pm EST
Olive or Twist Deck 14, Aft

12:00pm EST

Play Munchkin with Steve Jackson

Come watch as four lucky Sea Monkeys match wits with the Master of Munchkin, Steve Jackson! (Participate in Tuesday's Table Top Taste Test for a chance to be one of the players!)


Artists
Exhibitors

Saturday February 27, 2016 12:00pm - 1:00pm EST
Isaac Dining Room (Deck 4) Deck 4, Aft

12:00pm EST

Should This Be the Last “Women In Gaming” Panel You Attend? – A Round Table Discussion

We don't know...what do you think?

We've all seen Women In Gaming panels at conventions. They're almost mandatory for female designers and company executives these days. But are we helping or hurting ourselves with these gender-specific panels? Does our anatomy make a difference in our gaming experience? Come join in on a round-table discussion led by Lone Shark’s CEO, Marie Poole, featuring game industry guests Kristin Looney of Looney Labs, Elisa Teague of Lone Shark Games, and Christopher Badell of Greater Than Games.


Moderators/Hosts
Exhibitors
avatar for Christopher Badell

Christopher Badell

Editor-In-Chief, Greater Than Games
Christopher Badell is the designer and co-creator of the hit cooperative card game Sentinels of the Multiverse, the writer of all things Sentinel Comics, and the co-owner of Greater Than Games. He’s been a storyteller his whole life, and that storytelling has informed his attention... Read More →
avatar for Kristin Looney

Kristin Looney

Business Czar, Looney Labs
Kristin runs a little game company called Looney Labs (Fluxx, Chrononauts, Looney Pyramids, etc.) and she loves to chat about games & business & social media & marketing... she also can solve the Rubik's cube in less than 60 seconds and can teach you to solve it too if you are i... Read More →


Saturday February 27, 2016 12:00pm - 1:00pm EST
St. Thomas Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

12:00pm EST

Color Me Monkey
Let's get together to chat and color. Take a break from the noise and sun, because we are quiet and pale folk, and engage in the new fad sweeping the nation, coloring!! Bring your coloring books and crayons, or just yourself, we're all happy to share, and spend a little time getting in touch with your inner child.

Saturday February 27, 2016 12:00pm - 1:30pm EST
Galileo Dining Room (Deck 5) Deck 5, Aft

1:00pm EST

Office Hours: Wil Wheaton
Wil Wheaton hangs out and talks about...well, whatever the heck he wants to talk about.

Artists

Saturday February 27, 2016 1:00pm - 2:00pm EST
Olive or Twist Deck 14, Aft

1:00pm EST

Cruisin' with Phil Conrad
Songs about shipwreck, monsters, mysteries, searching for love, and days lost. This is Phil's second cruise and he hopes to serenade you.

Saturday February 27, 2016 1:00pm - 2:00pm EST
Skylight Chapel Deck 15, Aft

1:00pm EST

International Reddit Meetup at Sea
Redditors, Narwhals, and Little Blue Aliens - ASSEMBLE!

Do you spend waaaaaay too much time on reddit.com? Experiencing withdrawal symptoms from refreshing /r/all?

Come visit us and have a drink or 10! Unless you're /u/unidan. Screw that guy. 

Saturday February 27, 2016 1:00pm - 2:00pm EST
Cloud Nine Deck 14, Aft

1:30pm EST

Puzzle Hunt Wrap-Up
This is the wrap-up session for The Hastily Put-Together Puzzle HunT (THPTPHT). We'll review all the puzzles and solutions, and you can ask questions and meet the puzzle designers.

Saturday February 27, 2016 1:30pm - 2:30pm EST
St. Thomas Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

2:30pm EST

Concert - Jonathan Coulton and Friends
A final concert from Jonathan, with on-stage collaborations with many of the week’s performers, and closing once again with the traditional “Sloop John B” singalong. Feels!

Artists
avatar for Jonathan Coulton

Jonathan Coulton

Jonathan Coulton is from the Internet. While a struggling music industry fell to pieces over file sharing and shifting business models, he quietly and independently amassed a small army of techies, nerds, and dedicated superfans. Featured in the New York Times, NPR and slashdot, his... Read More →


Saturday February 27, 2016 2:30pm - 5:00pm EST
Arcadia Theatre Deck 3, Forward

5:30pm EST

Dinner
Oof. Okay; just one more bite...[faints]

Saturday February 27, 2016 5:30pm - 7:30pm EST
Leonardo Dining Room Deck 3, Aft

7:00pm EST

3-D Scan Your Face (And Also Other Things)
My employer has made the questionable decision to loan me a Realsense tablet. If you would like to get scanned, I will send you the files after the cruise with instructions to put your face in Skyrim and Fallout 4. Scan takes about 3 minutes.

Second verse, same as the first. Files can also be used for 3D printing. Stretch Goal: Make a chess set of performers? 

Saturday February 27, 2016 7:00pm - 9:00pm EST
Cloud Nine Deck 14, Aft

7:30pm EST

JCC Karaoke
Final chance for JCC karaoke. Sing through the sadness!

Saturday February 27, 2016 7:30pm - 9:00pm EST
On Air Club Deck 3, Midship

7:30pm EST

Ninja Pirate Assassin Game : THE END GAME
Join all your fellow #NinjaPirateAssassinGame players in the Jamaica
Room in the Conference Center to bring the game to it's final
conclusion!   If there is more than one player "standing" by this
point, we will have a final sudden-death face-off between the
remaining survivors.

We have prizes to give out!  A $200 Amazon Gift Card for the Last
Assassin Standing, a $50 Gift Card for the Last Target Standing, and
other prizes kindly given to us by the cruise sponsors to be given
away -- you definitely want to be here.

We be distributing your pristine-and-new NinjaPirate card decks at
this gathering.  They came out beautifully, and each of you made it
possible.   We will end with a Q&A, and then head off to the Farewell
Cocktail Reception to enjoy some grog, some sake, and a martini (
shaken, not stirred. )

Saturday February 27, 2016 7:30pm - 9:00pm EST
Jamaica Room (Conference Center) Deck 2, Forward

8:00pm EST

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Guide Dogs But Were Afraid to Ask
Hey, there's a guide dog aboard! What do guide dogs do, really, and how? Do they ever get to have fun? Why can't I pet them? Where do they come from (besides mama dogs)? Come ask all the questions it'd be weird to ask random guide dog handlers on the street.

Saturday February 27, 2016 8:00pm - 9:00pm EST
Skylight Chapel Deck 15, Aft

8:00pm EST

JCC6 Retrospective: VR Experience
I've been taking 360º photos all week, and I'd like to let everyone view them using my Gear VR portable Virtual Reality headset.

Saturday February 27, 2016 8:00pm - 9:00pm EST
Vintages Deck 5 Midship

9:00pm EST

Farewell Cocktail Reception
Reminisce about the week. Exchange contact information with your new friends. Look at all the great pictures you took. Try to fight off the impending end of the week. We will miss you all, too!

Also: free drinks. 

Saturday February 27, 2016 9:00pm - 10:00pm EST
Pool Deck Deck 11, Midship
 
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